• *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
• Me: Please don't be 6am
• *1;48am*
• Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
• *Shoves face back into pillow*

steph-was-here:

do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you aren’t around to witness it

not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like

people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes

thats the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even interacting with them

(Source: partyshoggoth)

beachyoceans:

monsterstargaga:

Leave a “HEY” in my ask box

and i’ll put my ipod on shuffle and tell you your life soundtrack.

LIFE STORY:
Opening Credits: 
Waking Up: 
First Day At School: 
Falling In Love: 
Fight Song: 
Breaking Up: 
Life’s OK: 
Getting Back Together: 
Wedding:  
Birth of Child:
Final Battle:
Death Scene: 
Funeral Song: 
End Credits:

PLS DO THIS PLS PLS PLS

trillow:

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a ♡ pale blog ♡ of water

• A: Are you a virgin?
• B: 3 biggest pet peeves
• C: Celebrity crush?
• D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
• E: Do you smoke?
• F: Do you drink?
• G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
• H: Longest relationship and with who?
• I: 5 turn ons
• J: 5 turn offs
• K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
• L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
• M: What is your sexual orientation?
• N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
• O: Who are you crushing on right now?
• P: Who is your bestfriend?
• Q: Your guilty pleasure?
• R: Who was your first kiss?
• S: Do looks matter to you?
• T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
• U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
• V: How far have you gone?
• W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
• X: Are you circumcised?
• Y: Do you name your private parts?
• Z: Do you pee in the shower?